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Ladies and Gentlemen... by Dezzoi Ladies and Gentlemen... by Dezzoi
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe

okay...despite that...inspiration for this picture was actually: [link]

And what? Two pictures in one day? Someone take this tablet away from me before I break the damn thang!

Again...from my outlaw story. This is Samuel Almer AKA "The Cobra"

Once a colonel for the army, he was framed and WHOA!!!!!!!
Damn...Cobra....put a friggin' shirt on before you poke someone's eye out with those man boobs....sheesh!

Cobra:.....laaaaaaaaaadies. *rips shirt off* and dances: [link]

Anywhoo........he was then taken in as a fugitive where he begins the typical "on the run" lifestyle of an outlaw. He's captured and used as a guinea pig for the experiments for the fighting ring and blah blah blah....

In this pic he's all *Po's dad's voice from Kung Fu Panda* ............"fight meh."

Later on in the story he gets turned into some giant bull/naked mole rat looking thang....

Samuel Almer "Cobra" to moi!
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IsloGans Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Dear goodness! I can't favourite your art enough!
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014
aww thanks :)
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AuthenticFreelancer Featured By Owner May 26, 2013
I've been wondering for a while now what he looks like under his mask. he always has that drool coming out from it, so it mustn't be too pleasant looking...
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XXAnemia Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012
This is awesome!
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Drangelu Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:clap:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:icondezzoi:
Dezzoi Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012
O3O!!! -3- <3
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Drangelu Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
^^
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PuzzledGumshoe Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Me gusta. I love the lighting.
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
Thanks :)
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BlazeLupine Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012
I think I'll still pop onto here and comment until you guys get around to elsewhere! Why? BECAUSE YOU'RE THAT AWESOME! No, not really....wait, YES really! I'm confused now e.e

So much awesome looking stuff though. The gasmask adds a nice bit of creep factor here :D
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012
d'aaaaaaaaaaw thank you :hug:
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squonkhunter Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Professional General Artist
Wow! Can't wait to hear more about him!
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:icondezzoi:
Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012
There will be moar! :3
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squonkhunter Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Professional General Artist
I quiver with antici-.......:iconfranknfurterplz:......-pation.
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Worm-Bagged Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Never seen this char from you before...but I gotta say, I am instantly drawn to him.
I love his description, the whole gasmask thing is wicked too, I love all the drool dripping from it and how you did his scraggly hair hanging over it some. Great job with the uniform too! haha shit I wish I could have sent you uniforms THAT bad ass.


....by the way, the anatomy on this is perfect.
That chest hair and happy trail? Fuck Gaston, this is totally hawter, especially with the man titties.
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012
LMFAOOO That gaston part totally slayed me. :XD:
I was all laughing out loud and Rachelle was in the kitchen (where she belongs) like, "What are you laughing at? Robin?"

And I was just like, "........ye."

Thank you!!! :hug: :hug: :hug:
Ps: I totally farted.
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Worm-Bagged Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"I was all laughing out loud and Rachelle was in the kitchen (where she belongs) "
Holy shit THAT whole thing cracked me the fuck up.
And you farting at the end just.....BRB masturbating :heart:


JK JKKKKKKKKKKKK.
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012
.................................yoo nasteh.
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tromacom Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Eww Cobra...you're dribbling...
Amazing though! I love the music from Rango!
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Bankachi Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
cool but creepy ^^* lol
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9tailsfoxyfoxy Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
PFFFFF LOLLLL QUOTE "In this pic he's all *Po's dad's voice from Kung Fu Panda* ............"fight meh."" SNORTTTT THATS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS LMAO I CLAP TO THAT ONE~*claps*:iconmingplz: AND WOAH SOMEONES BEEN DRINKIN, LOOK AT THAT BEER BELLY~:lol: but holy crap that gas mask with like saliva coming down from it EEEE SO SCARY >w< I can totally see some clumsy lady doing one of those typical screams on the floor while he's looming down on her. Its probably because those huge orange SHInyyyy lenses make him look like he's a fly with a human's body. yessss that must be it I mean cmon ITS EVEN GREEN! X'D ooooo and look at all that sand in the air, it must be really windy and dry where he's at....mhmm I defenetly wouldnt want to be there without a nice water bottle at hand. and darn SAND GOES UP THE WRONG PLACES AND MAKES IT UNCOMFORTABLE TO WALK, HE MUST BE HIDING HIS FACE IN THE MASK BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT PPL SEEING HIS CONSTAPATED LOOK ON HIS FACE XD >>:iconimconstipatedplz: dont worry, I know your pain masked man :iconmanlytearsplz: HAPPENS EVERYTIME I GO TO THE BEACH...that sand is a betch XD but yeah I love the cell shading going on there as usual :'D really amazing, like SERIOUSLY...amazing~:heart:
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012
.............................................sdklhfsdhfkhsdfjsdf
OOOO! THe thank boat is pulling in! TANK *boat horn sound* OOO OOO!
and damn...I know...sand sucks. I live in the desert and it's like....evuraywhere.
:tighthug: :tighthug:
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9tailsfoxyfoxy Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OOOOOH GAWDDDDD!! MY EEEARRRRS!!! MY EEEAAAARSSS!!!
hehe your very welcome ^^

OH GAWD I FEEL FOR YOU MAN, I FEEL FOR YOU O_O
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Ignisis Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
awesome!!
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012
thanks ^^
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Blitz32 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE *goes blind*
ahahah jk jk
Poor dude for being experimented on, so does he need that gas mask and all those wires all the time to live and breathe type of thing? He looks pretty wicked mean and awesome regardless, man boobs and chest roughage and all ahhahaha
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012
No...he thinks that gas mask would just look cool.
He actually looks like this under it: [link]

Seriously, yeah, it like keeps him alive...cuz he's all fugged up underneath it and stuff. x) Thank you!!!
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Blitz32 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012
Wooo shit might have to jump that shit if he look like that underneath =] hahhaha jk jk
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Qanat Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OH SAMUEL.. dat gut.

I see Samuel is quite badass, and "America, fuck yeah".

Meaning, I must challenge this with a rival, opposite character that's, "Canada, pardon me"

Imma draw me a skinny dude in a parka, holding a glass of maple syrup, wearing shorts, eating timbits. He's going to have a scarf wrapped up to his eyes and a tuke over his hood. Because it makes sense. He's also going to have an exacto knife instead of a real weapon. And his other weaping is a fishing rod with a dead, frozen walleye on the hook that he swings around and hits you with. He used to be a worker in Tim Hortons, but got fired for not changing the coffee pot often enough and went into a rage.

He later falls into lake Ontario and the water pollution turns him into a .. mmmoose beaver.. or something. And he's hunted for his pelt. And antlers and beaver tail.

And his name is Red Molson. After Red Green and Molson Canadian.
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JUST KIDDIN'.

.. Seriously though, this is amazing. His hair is delightfully scruffy.
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012
............................ O.O *slowly heads for the log out button and then slowly deactivates account*

jk seriously.....LMFAO.

That dead fish on the rod thing totally made me LOL fo'realz, homes.

Wait....................................what's Canada?

Both that Canadian character and Samuel can chill out on their couch watching TV...Canada can wear his canadian red leaf (forgot what kind of maple leaf it was) boxers while Samuel wears his american flag ones. ^.^

jk XD

And tank ooo for the comment!
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Rimfaxe96 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
*Grabs the tablet* BAD DEZZOI, BAD! *Vanishes*
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012
........................................:(
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Ohthehumanityplz Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I can almost hear Tom Wait's Black Wings being played in the background in this.
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012
That song is so bad ass. :) Thanks!
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Ohthehumanityplz Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know! :la:

You're welcome.
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OctodogPhotography Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Wowwwwwww~ :love: Incredible!
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012
thanks :)!
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Blackneck Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012   Traditional Artist
I'm kind of corius to what it is, that is dripping from his gasmask ?
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
It's his saliva.
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Symrea Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Holy mother of pearl, he is scary! It's his perfectly drawn stature that makes him look like he wants to rip your eyes out with a spoon and put them on his cornflakes.
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
whoa...nothing is more evil than cornflakes!
Thanks :)
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Symrea Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Fear the cornflakes. Always.
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tionnahemcrae Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I love this picture very well done <3
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
thanks ^^
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tionnahemcrae Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Your welcome ^.^
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PuppyAkamaru Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You present... EPICNESS.
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
thanks :)!
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ProfessorPemzini Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012   Digital Artist
........YOU..................need to lay off the sauce.
*totally makes out with his moobs*

SDFsadfasdf, this is amazing!
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Dezzoi Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
I ain't gotta lay off nnnnnnnnothin'.
I'm just gonna keep own crunchin'
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ART-fromthe-HEART Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Creepy colonel beer gut! I'd hate to fight him a ring...especially since I'm a lady *walks away slowly*
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